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Dined on Texas chili with beans of red and black,
Dined on Texas chili with beans of red and black,
Now it's a sleepless night in Austin due to a smokin' crack!
You like it hot ‘n’ spicy, now you got the smokin’ crack blues!
You like it hot ‘n’ spicy, now you got the smokin’ crack blues!
Beef vindaloo? Yeah, that'll do! Dean do that sax now!
Went overboard with that fiftieth Buff'lo wing,
Went overboard with that fiftieth Buff'lo wing,
Now you roam the streets of Amherst 'cause nowhere allows smoking!
You like it hot ‘n’ spicy, now you got the smokin’ crack blues!
You like it hot ‘n’ spicy, now you got the smokin’ crack blues!
Jamaican jerk? Yeah, that'll work! Al work that harp now!
Ate sizz-ling fajitas somewhere deep down south,
Ate sizz-ling fajitas somewhere deep down south,
Now the sizzle keeps a-sizzling long since they left your mouth!
You like it hot ‘n’ spicy, now you got the smokin’ crack blues!
You like it hot ‘n’ spicy, now you got the smokin’ crack blues!
That sriracha? Y'know it gotcha! Clark's got this guitar now!
To cool down a bit use some cold cream when you wipe,
To cool down a bit use some cold cream when you wipe,
Now since you're so well lubricated just accept my crack pipe!
You like it hot ‘n’ spicy, now you got the smokin’ crack blues!
You like it hot ‘n’ spicy, now you got the smokin’ crack blues!
A popsicle? Can cool the tickle! Mike tickle them ivories now!
You like it hot ‘n’ spicy, now you got the smokin’ crack blues!
You like it hot ‘n’ spicy, now you got the smokin’ crack blues!
Ain't no jokin'! Your crack is smokin'! One more time, boys!
You like it hot ‘n’ spicy, now you got the smokin’ crack blues!
You like it hot ‘n’ spicy, now you got the smokin’ crack blues!
Case of Busch? My mind is mush! Woo!
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