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The Melon Song

from Variety Pack by Steel Wolf

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Clark Adomaitis: guitar, backing vocals
Greg Szlezak: bass, backing vocals
Mark Adomaitis: drums, vocals

Music by Ed Kezys. Lyrics by Mark Adomaitis.

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A wedding is expensive - he’s at the end of his rope;
It’s made him apprehensive - she says they can’t elope…
Johnny, time for a show! Grab your guitar ‘n’ amp!
Where do “can’t elopes” go? John Cougar’s Melon Camp!

Melons oughta be heavy for their size...
Gotta use your hands, gotta use your eyes!
First comes love, then comes marriage
Then comes a cantaloupe in the melon carriage!

They’re happily married but he’s still singin’ the blues;
He’s feelin’ so damn harried - honey don’ts ‘n’ honey do’s…
Johnny, time for a show! Grab your guitar ‘n’ amp!
Where can “honey do's” go? John Cougar’s Melon Camp!

Melons oughta be heavy for their size...
Gotta use your hands, gotta use your eyes!
First comes love, then comes marriage...
Then comes a honeydew in the melon carriage!

He’s turned cold as a stone and rolls towards the egress...
But she’s in no way alone... Too bad he wasn’t seedless!
Johnny, time for a show! Grab your guitar ‘n’ amp!
Where could seedless fruits grow? John Cougar’s Melon Camp!

Melons oughta be heavy for their size...
Gotta use your hands, gotta use your eyes!
First comes love, then comes marriage...
Then comes a seedless one in the melon carriage!

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from Variety Pack, released January 4, 2013

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Steel Wolf New York, New York

Steel Wolf is a Lithuanian-American rock band from Long Island, New York. Described as playing “music to incite a riot”, Steel Wolf took their name from Lithuanian folklore in 1982 and is still active today. Aside from archetypal venues, they perform annually at the ING NYC Marathon and Camp Giraite in Connecticut. "Steel Wolf blends punk anachronisms with Lithuanian mythology.” (Good Times) ... more

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