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Funplugged

by Steel Wolf

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1.
I hate takin' dumps at my girlfriend's place She gets cheap paper by the case; I like it like a powder puff, She's aint thrifty - she likes it rough! She likes it so rough! She don’t like that cottony stuff? She likes it so rough! But I think I’ve had enough... The first time I used it I bled… I came right out and scratched my head; She looked back and said “That's just tough!”, “I like cheap paper ‘coz it's rough!” Can’t believe it's such an issue, Gonna dump her due to tissue; She just won't believe it - it's no bluff, She won't switch - she likes it rough! Enough!
2.
Nobody understands Nobody comprehends Why, underneath my pants I choose to wear Depends! Come in many sizes There’s even his and hers I don’t want surprises In my adult diapers! D P N D S - O N M – E My license plate says: Depends on me! Just had to leave out some of the vowels Don’t need to leave when I move my bowels! I’m not incontinent Guess you know what that means It’s not inherited Doesn’t run in my jeans! Go wherever I choose And if you’d like I might Show you that I consumed Corn on the cob last night! Don’t have control issues I surely hold my own Still use toilet tissues But don’t sit on the throne! Have a working bladder I wear Depends by choice It’s a fecal matter In which I do rejoice!
3.
Have you heard the buzz across the land?    The Devil has got the upper hand…  So keep a leg up with the preacher    And get your ass to the baznycia!     Apreiskimo parapija... Apreiskimo parapija...  Have you heard the buzz that's gone widespread?    The Devil’s directly overhead… His wingspan is a dreadful feature,    So get your ass to the baznycia!    Apreiskimo parapija... Apreiskimo parapija...  Ba,ba,ba,ba,ba..................................baznycia!        Have you heard the buzz inside your mind?    The Devil seduces all of mankind...   Ultimately, he'll be the one to greet ya... As your ass gets in the baznycia!    ​
4.
Doo doo doo-doo (Tick tock tick) Doo doo doo-doo (Tick tock tick) Doo doo doo-doo (Tick tock tick) Doo doo doo-doo Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future I want to fly like an eagle To the sea Fly like an eagle Let my spirit carry me I want to fly like an eagle 'Til I'm free Oh, Lord through the revolution Feed the babies Who don't have enough to eat Shoe the children With no shoes on their feet House the people Livin' in the street Oh, oh there's a solutionI want to fly like an eagle To the sea Fly like an eagle Let my spirit carry me I want to fly like an eagle 'Til I'm free Right through the revolution
5.
During your parties, you bring me down...  Now I have a plan to make you frown:  I’ll eat burritos till I explode - Go to your affair with my payload!  Yah mo leave you an upper decker!  Yah mo really be a home wrecker!   Amid your shindig I will proceed Into your bathroom to do my deed...  Remove the tank lid, hover 'n' squat - Takin' a dump where I should be not!  Next person comes in - flushes stuff down but they see water that comes in brown...  They’ll try again, won’t turn out well… They’ll say your plumbing’s gone straight to hell! ​
6.
Nepamiršk lašiniukų (baba-bulve, baba-bulve, baba-bulve-ba) Nepamiršk tą grietinę (baba-bulve, baba-bulve, baba-bulve-ba) Nepamiršk lašiniukų Nepamiršk tą grietinę Nepamiršk man paskambint Nepamiršk, Nepamiršk! Oi močiute, kur tas kugelis? Oi močiute, kur tas kugelis? Oi močiute, kur tas kugelis? DABAR! Nepamiršk tą svogūną (baba-bulve, baba-bulve, baba-bulve-ba) Nepamiršk mano lėkštę (baba-bulve, baba-bulve, baba-bulve-ba) Nepamiršk tą svogūną Nepamiršk mano lėkštę Nepamiršk man paskambint Nepamiršk, Nepamiršk! Oi močiute, kur tas kugelis? Oi močiute, kur tas kugelis? Oi močiute, kur tas kugelis? DABAR!
7.
You've got a girlfriend - what more do you want?  But when in your car she's never upfront... She makes side remarks on the way you steer... That's why she's always sitting in the rear! One day she may be someone's mociute,  But right now she is... Backseat Birute...Backseat Birute! Never taking walks keeps her in loafers... Sees all her boyfriends only as chauffeurs... She rides in the back like in limousines... She says take me home and that's what she means! One day she may be someone's mociute,  But right now she is... Backseat Birute... Backseat Birute! Always gettin' rides looks like so much fun... Just remember that she don't ride shotgun... Because in the back is just where she sits... Adjust the mirror to see her outfits... ​I just love to hear her say... "Are we there yet?" One day she may be someone's mociute,  But right now she is... Backseat Birute... Backseat Birute! Backseat Birute! Backseat!
8.
Here comes the jesters, one, two three It's all part of my fantasy I love the music and I love to see the crowd Dancin' In the aisles and singin' out loud Here comes the dancers one by one Your mama's callin' but you're havin' fun You find you're dancin' on a number nine cloud Put your hands together now and sing it out loud ​Its all part of my rock 'n roll fantasy Its all part of my rock 'n roll dream Put up the spotlights one and all And let the feelin' get down to your soul The music's so loud you can hear the sound Reachin' for the sky and churnin' up the ground
9.
My old man escaped this planet, full of scotch and PCP  My world is inert as granite, however, through astronomy  I perceive evacuation from this scrubby globe of griefs can be launched from Hershey's highway... There's no need to pack your briefs... Captain's log-stardate:69   Headed where the sun don't shine,  I'm an astronaut - put the accent on the ass  My big mother ship needs some gas   So I'm headed for Uranus... Uranus or bust!    I wanna milky way on your moon,  Its populace hopes I come soon, I'm an astronaut and I wanna bust a nut!  Don't want no "ifs" or "ands"- just a butt! Yes, I know there are many black holes in space  Yet, I find Uranus is my fav'rite place!    My boys and I travel first class!   That's why we're... ​
10.
There's a light A certain kind of light That never shone on me I want my life to be lived with you Lived with you There's a way everybody say To do each and every little thing But what does it bring If I ain't got you, ain't got? You don't know what it's like, baby You don't know what it's like To love somebody To love somebody The way I love you In my brain I see your face again I know my frame of mind You ain't got to be so blind And I'm blind, so, so, so blind I'm a man Can't you see what I am? I live and I breathe for you But what good does it do If I ain't got you, ain't got
11.
My cousin from Vilnius got respiratory illness from the outbreak of COVID-19; His plans were quashed 'cause his hands were never washed and he didn't stay in quarantine... At night, snuck down the road when he wanted to unload into his girlfriend, so desirous; His girl named Birutė - Now even her močiutė, Both have the coronavirus... ​Six feet can be sweet, six feet asunder! Six feet can be sweet - apart not under! Had my cousin stayed home, left Birutė all alone - these three wouldn't need ventilators; He should've washed his hands of all that romance like all of us masturbators! ​Six feet can be sweet, sweet like a boner! Six feet can be sweet - not like corona! ​
12.
Shut Down 01:36
It happened on the strip where the road is wide Two cool shorts standin' side by side Yeah, my fuel injected Stingray and a four-thirteen Revvin' up our engines and it sounds real mean Tach it up, tach it up, tach it up Buddy gonna shut you down Declinin' numbers at an even rate At the count of one we both accelerate My Stingray is light the slicks are startin' to spin But the four-thirteen's really diggin' in Gotta be cool now power shift here we go Superstock Dodge is windin' out and low But my fuel injected Stingray's really startin' to go To get the traction I'm ridin' the clutch My pressure plate's burnin' that machine's too much Pedal's to the floor hear the dual quads drink And now the four-thirteen's lead is startin' to shrink He's hot with ram induction but it's understood I got a fuel injected engine sittin' under my hood Shut it off, shut it off Buddy now I shut you down
13.
A time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, a time to cry  A dime a dozen, a dime a dance, a kissin' cousin, a one night stand ​Be obedient, be omnipotent, be clairvoyant, be three dimensional  Be true to your school, B+ grades, beans for lunch: Birute-made! ​See the girl, C for caress, see the boy, "Si" means yes   See our daughter, see our son, sea of water, see arson

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RECORDED AT R.E.I. ISLANDIA, NY.

MIXED & MASTERED BY JOSEPH J. FOGARAZZO.

STEEL WOLF MASKS CREATED BY LAIMA KEZYS.

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released April 22, 2021

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Steel Wolf New York, New York

Steel Wolf is a Lithuanian-American rock band from Long Island, New York. Described as playing “music to incite a riot”, Steel Wolf took their name from Lithuanian folklore in 1982 and is still active today. Aside from archetypal venues, they perform annually at the ING NYC Marathon and Camp Giraite in Connecticut. "Steel Wolf blends punk anachronisms with Lithuanian mythology.” (Good Times) ... more

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