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My Grandma's Advice - Live '17

from Loungin' Live 2017 by Steel Wolf

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This studio version of this track first appeared on Steel Wolf's 2009 album, Embracing Mainstream Success.

Music: Ellis Spanos
Lyrics: Mark Adomaitis

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My grandma was a genius, she taught me - Oh - so well!
She told me “Do not horse around when riding the carousel!”
She also said “Don’t shoot your mouth off when someone’s got a gun!"
But I’m the fool ‘cause I forgot the rule that she called number one -

“Don’t ever mistake the urinal cake for a cookie!
Taste that bathroom disk and your obelisk won’t find nookie!”

I went drinking on an empty stomach in the hot noonday sun,
Had me thirteen malt liquors and seven shots of 151;
Ended up in an ambulance (That much info will suffice!),
I was so damaged and so famished - I forgot my grandma's advice…

Warm, yellow and salty...

Uh, those piss-pucks are chock full of paradichlorobenzene,
So I’m pretty damn lucky that I didn’t yet meet that impaled Nazarene;
Still, every girl thinks I’m a joke - might as well be sepulchered,
My grandma cried, I almost died, I forgot her sacred word…

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from Loungin' Live 2017, released August 24, 2017

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Steel Wolf is a Lithuanian-American rock band from Long Island, New York. Described as playing “music to incite a riot”, Steel Wolf took their name from Lithuanian folklore in 1982 and is still active today. Aside from archetypal venues, they perform annually at the ING NYC Marathon and Camp Giraite in Connecticut. "Steel Wolf blends punk anachronisms with Lithuanian mythology.” (Good Times) ... more

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